Sunday, August 28, 2016

The Curious Case of BioMetal


BioMetal. The obscure SNES shooter that is known for one thing: Its bizarre soundtrack. Today I'm going to talk a bit about BioMetal and what it means to me. Nothing here is going to shed any light on this oddity, I just wanted to talk about it because I was listening to 2 Unlimited the other day. Yes, in 2016.

Saturday, July 30, 2016

San Antonio's Most Overpriced Retro Game Store

Recently I went on vacation to San Antonio Texas to visit with my fiancée's family. While there, one of the things I wanted to do was check out any retro game stores that might be there, as there really aren't any close to where I live. Google found me two stores and I was really excited to go. One was decent, the other inspired me to write this.

The saying goes that everything is bigger in Texas. At this store, they took that literally with their prices.

Sunday, April 10, 2016

Spotlight: Castlevania II - Belmont's Revenge


The Castlevania games appearing on the original Game Boy have a reputation of not being of the highest quality. Even back in the day my friends and myself, along with I assume many others, knew that the original game didn't quite capture the spirit of the NES games. The second game, Castlevania II: Belmont's Revenge,  however, was a far superior game. So today we're going to talk about it!

Saturday, March 19, 2016

My Minecraft Wishlist


Minecraft is something that I have devoted an alarming amount of time to. Since I started playing it, I have sank countless hours into it. Sometimes I run out of ideas of things to make, but I always get my groove back and find myself in the zone again. But Minecraft isn't perfect, and there are some things I would like to see put into the game.

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

12 MORE Busty and Big Ass Clad Santity Women Censored for Your Sanity


Censored covers are the gift that keeps giving the whole year, and by giving, I mean taking. They take away your ability, no, your right to ogle at anime women in revealing clothing. Because what American doesn't want to see "busty and big ass clad santity women?" That's right. That's an actual search term someone used to find my site. I can see that stuff.

Today, I'm going to do the internet a service and show you 12 more boobs and butts censored for your sanity. Holy cow. How many of these features can I make? At least three. Read on, true believer!

Saturday, January 16, 2016

Nerd World Problems: Clean Your Games


I see games all the time from rental stores covered in stickers. These games exchange hands many times before ending up in my possession, so it always confuses me when I get a game that has a bunch of stickers all over it. No one thought to restore it? I don't understand why you wouldn't clean up a game if you buy it.

Wednesday, January 13, 2016

10 Sports Games That Are Actually Valuable


Everyone knows sports games are worth next to nothing. The annual releases have resulted in sports games holding their value for a short while before becoming completely unwanted when the next update drops. However, there are some exceptions to the rule. Today I thought I'd rattle off 10 sports games that are actually valuable.

The image I used up there is from Baseball Simulator 1.000. It's not on this list. Intrigue!

Friday, December 25, 2015

What I Played on Christmas Day in the 90s


Today I'm going to reminisce a bit about Christmas in the 90s and list off the games I played on Christmas day from 1990 through 1999. Ho ho ho and all that! Merry Christmas!